There is a moment near the end of the original Halloween (1978) that tells you everything you need to know about Laurie Strode. She's exhausted, she's terrified, and she has just survived what should have been an unsurvivable night. Dr. Loomis has shot Michael Myers off a balcony, and Laurie sits on the stairs, sobbing … Continue reading She Who Will Not Die: The Enduring Legacy of Laurie Strode
Rewatching Smallville – Episode 98
Welcome back to Rewatching Smallville, my weekly dive into the iconic series that explores Clark Kent’s journey before becoming Superman. Whether you’re a long-time fan or new to the show, you’re invited to join in each Tuesday as I revisit episodes and share my thoughts and observations. Be sure to share your own memories and … Continue reading Rewatching Smallville – Episode 98
The Worst 24 – The Three Stooges
The Three Stooges 2012 Directed by Peter & Bobby Farrelly Welcome back to Movie Monday. Before anything else, the standard disclaimer: everything that follows is my own opinion, arrived at through my own experience with this film, and is not meant as a slight against anyone who watched The Three Stooges and genuinely enjoyed it. … Continue reading The Worst 24 – The Three Stooges
The Passenger
The first sign was my coffee cup. I remember it clearly because I had been thinking about nothing in particular — the weather, maybe, or whether I'd remembered to pay the electric bill — when my hand simply set the mug down on the edge of the counter. Not dropped it. Set it. Deliberately, almost … Continue reading The Passenger
Question of the Week #487
Welcome back to another Question of the Week here at The Confusing Middle! This week's question comes, as always, from Gregory Stock's The Book of Questions — and it arrives as something of a follow-up to last week's question about regrets and hypothetical deathbed inventories. If last week's question asked you to look backward, this … Continue reading Question of the Week #487
Underneath the Armor: How Samus Aran Quietly Changed Everything
I've been playing Metroid games for a long time. Long enough to have a real affection for the series — the atmosphere, the isolation, the particular satisfaction of backtracking through a corridor you couldn't access twenty minutes ago because now you have the right upgrade. It's a franchise that does something very specific and does … Continue reading Underneath the Armor: How Samus Aran Quietly Changed Everything
The Crossover Success of TV Stars in Film
There's an old Hollywood rule — unspoken but very much understood — that says if you want to be taken seriously as an actor, you don't do television. Film was art. Television was wallpaper. It was background noise you watched while eating dinner, the thing you settled for when the movies weren't calling. For decades, … Continue reading The Crossover Success of TV Stars in Film
More Than a Weapon: The Master Sword and the Soul of Zelda
There's a moment in The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past that stops you cold. You've been through dungeons, you've collected the three Pendants of Virtue, you've fought your way through Hyrule, and now you're standing in the Lost Woods in front of a sword resting in a stone pedestal. It's not a … Continue reading More Than a Weapon: The Master Sword and the Soul of Zelda
Rewatching Smallville – Episode 97
Welcome back to Rewatching Smallville, my weekly dive into the iconic series that explores Clark Kent’s journey before becoming Superman. Whether you’re a long-time fan or new to the show, you’re invited to join in each Tuesday as I revisit episodes and share my thoughts and observations. Be sure to share your own memories and … Continue reading Rewatching Smallville – Episode 97
The Worst 25 – Weekend at Bernie’s II
Weekend at Bernie's II 1993 Directed by Robert Klane Welcome back to Movie Monday, where we continue our methodical, occasionally painful journey through the films that have earned their place at the bottom of my Flickchart rankings. Before we get into it, the usual disclaimer applies: everything that follows is purely my own opinion. If … Continue reading The Worst 25 – Weekend at Bernie’s II
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